me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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