The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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