I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just forgot I was standing up.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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