Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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