Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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