This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
