that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Enjoy the penises
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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