i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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