Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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