Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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