youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just want to make out with him forever
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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