Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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