i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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