This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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