just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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