But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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