so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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