I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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