It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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