Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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