He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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