What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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