i think my tv is drunk
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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