Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I think my moral compass just broke
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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