You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The best revenge is premature balding
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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