just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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