do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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