nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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