it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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