Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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