I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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