I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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