im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
