So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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