yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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