But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
you never un-have a 4some
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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