The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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