I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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