Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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