do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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