Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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