I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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