your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
