I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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