You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
bring money and cleavage
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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