he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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