All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
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and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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