I heard we made out
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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