she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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