Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it wasn't lemon gatorade
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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