these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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