you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I think my moral compass just broke
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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