just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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