So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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