Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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