I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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